i once killed a joke with my bare hands
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
MARIO PARTY at Luigi’s Mansion tonight! we’re gonna get Super Smashed, Bros. it’s gonna be sick. even Shy Guy is coming and he’s bringing Mushrooms
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
Nintendo Timelines - Andy Foster
A set of Nintendo timelines of both hand held and static Nintendo games consoles.
Other Half
I love this so much
The Origin of Love. Beautifully illustrated.








